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Cartoon Network

As the curtains pulled back, Michael Jackson discovered that Hell wasn’t going to be all that bad.   (too soon?)

Final Crisis: Dance

I’m confused.  Why do their costumes appear to be made from the skin of Skeletor’s evil battle cat?

Gotham City Sirens

A late night game of Scrabble gets out of hand.

Legion of 3 Worlds

Ill-Protected-Bosom Lass goes for a stroll.   And once again catches a cold.   Pointless Observation Lad suggests wearing a turtleneck.

I have a really dirty joke prepared that I’m not allowed to tell you.  Really. Dirty.

Youngblood

Shaft was piiiiiissssssseeed when Steve Urkel was elected new team leader.

Halo: Helljumper

“My backpacks… got jets… I’m Boba… the Fett… something something something… to finance… my Vette!”

Guardians of the Galaxy

Saturday Night disco fever may be Drax’s only weakness.   Don’t even try to talk to him about Skrulls when Dancing Queen is on.

Incredible Hercules

“Fiiiiiiine. I’m sorry I gave you a purple nurple.  But you don’t have to cry about it.”

Runaways

The Runaways put on a reproduction of Hair at Berkley.  And I’m pretty sure this is the day the music died.

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