I would like to be known from here on out as the white Billy Dee Williams.

This picture was taken 3 seconds before Animal went insane, slaughtered and killed everyone.  They should have never made him get a job.

Remember kids, for only 200 dollars and a couple of shots of Jaegermeister, you too can be another pathetic loser with a stupid tattoo.  Word.

NBC’s latest After School Special focuses on the horrors of LSD and is called “HELP THE MONKEY ROBOTS ARE EATING MY BRAINS!!!!  FOR GODS SAKE HELP!”

Yes, JSA… there’s a hole in Mr Terrific’s heart that can only be filled by you.

Sure Buddy, she SAID she was 18… but she didn’t really look it, did she?

Wonder Girl loses her leg in prison— but by Gods she plans to get it back!

Diana and Dinah spend Sunday with Martha Stewart at the arts and crafts fair making home-made shivs.   Watch out boys, Martha WILL cut a bitch.

Only YOU can prevent forest fires… or the X-men will kick your ass.

Daken recreates his favorite Back to the Future scenes.

*alternate take*  Wolverine is trying to start a forest fire!  GET HIM!

Can you hear me now?  GOOD!

When Norman built a giant statue of the head of his split personality in his office, the staff learned never to screw with him.   …and also that he needs tartar control toothpaste.

“do you ever feel… not so fresh?”

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