I’m pretty sure Jennifer’s Body is the most accurate depiction of Megan Fox ever.

FC: Revelations

Kate Kane found out very quickly she should never ignore an enflamed “rash”.

Metal Men

Don’t let the pipe fool you.  This man runs a sweat shop for robots.  The female one is his “Personal Assistant.”

FC: Run

Welcome to Government-run health care.

The Hangman

The story of David Carradine’s last trip to China.

JLA

Hal Jordan’s house party was off the chain!  Once again the madness ends in Alien on Gorilla violence.   Ain’t no party like a Jordan party, ’cause a Jordan party don’t stop!

dead romeo

Finally!  The comic adaptation of The English Patient!

Agents of Atlas

“These aren’t the Illegal aliens you’re looking for.”

alternate take:

Nevermind the gorilla and the Martian… what’s with the 6 foot trannie in the shower curtain??

Hulk

“Hulk smash Jeph Loeb’s writing hand!!!”

Amazing Spider-man

“So… wait… is the Ultimate-me a lesbian now?”

Luke Cage Noir

Luke Cage’s arrangement to provide Brian Bendis with weekly supplies of blow ran into a slight snag.

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That’s it for this week’s Books by Their Cover!  Hope you’re enjoying it.  For something more serious, try reading my newest article.  It’s an important issue to me, though I realize many will disagree with my perspective.