Books by their Cover 8/10

Titans
Beast Boy’s fondness for giving purple nurples had occasion to get him in trouble.
Alternate Take 1:
It took a lot of Jazzercizing classes for Wally’s butt to look like that.
Alternate Take 2:
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO HER???? WHY WALLY?! WHYYYYYYY???!!!

Animal Man
Look, I could make a joke about this, but seriously… this is just messed up.

Red Robin
Somehow, roses never seem to make Bruce’s grave any less creepy.

GL Corps
Those Jonas Brothers concerts sure can get out of hand.

Blackest Night
The Martian Manhunter was free to cut a huge fart while everyone else was busy eating Hal.

Cable
One drunken night with Paris Hilton… a lifetime at the free clinic.

Incredible Hercules
Even a God of Thunder can get jacked when faced with Chuck Norris’ beard.

Pet Avengers
Lockjaw always gets a little crazy when they play Who Let the Dogs Out on the radio.

Marvel Adventures
Abercrombie and Fitch’s new Extreme Hunting Couture line was deemed a success.

Ultimate Comics Avengers
Ultimates 4: The Search for Our Dignity
See you next week folks!

