Has anyone else tried white queso nachos?  DE-LISH!

Warner Bros new perfume ads seem to be a hit. Everyone’s buying Eau de boobs.

Alternate Take:  Inappropriate Under age Sexual Advertising: It’s what’s for dinner.

“I’m telling you Bob, the rat was THIS big.  Well, no I didn’t have to wear my leather gimp mask to kill it.  It just… makes me feel pretty.”

Godzilla learned quickly that in Kryptonian, “no” means OWWWWSTOPSTOPFPORTHELOVEOFGODI’MSORRYITOUCHEDTHEM…

Superman/ Batman

After Grodd ate the first two waiters, no one else made fun of his bib.

Astounding Wolf Man

The lesson here kids, is always always ALWAYS get your tetanus shots, lest you too die from a dog bite on your wrist.

Invincible

The Image community buries Eric Larsen’s lost sense of professional integrity.

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HA! Just kidding.  He never had any of that.

The band T.a.T.u.’s new Arthurian motif seemed to do wonders for their onstage lesbian sex performance art.

Punisher

This is what Frank Miller’s dreams look like.

Punisher Noir

I take it back.  THIS is what Frank Miller’s dreams look like.

American Nightmares

“stand in the place where you liiiiive now face north, think about direction wonder why you haven’t befooorrrreee…”

weapon X

“Daddy!” All of a sudden, Logan keeps having illegitimate kids showing up wanting hugs.

Alright, that’s it.  Check out my book of the week, and my guess as to big happenings for Blackest Night.