Books by their Cover 9/1
Buffy
When they started ripping off Little House on the Prairie, it was clear that Buffy has truly jumped the shark.
Savage Dragon
Even Barack Obama isn’t enough of an attention whore to cameo in this book anymore.
Run!
The audience was stunned as Nancy Grace revealed her true face.
Greek Street
Helena Bonham Carter auditions for the new Fame remake.
Cable
“well kid it’s like this… my mom was cloned from the one true love of my dad by his archnemesis to create me, the ultimate super mutant. but then the lady she was cloned from came back from the dead, except she wasn’t dead, and mom went insane and made out with my uncle and i got a disease and went to the future…
you still with me?”
Luke Cage
Some Jive Turkeys dance on their enemies’ graves. Luke Cage eats chocolate cream pies on their graves. Can you dig it?
Luke often found the strangest things hanging out on Tatooine.
Second Take:
George Lucas- Okay! I got this great idea. Star Wars Episode 7. IRON MAN VERSUS DARTH VADER’S DEAD ZOMBIE CORPSE!
Joe Quesada- Sold!
Mystic Comics
“Its a really poorly drawn comic! RUNNNNN!!!”
Incognito
Friends don’t let friends put on masks and play World of Warcraft. Even if you have to beat the crap out of them.
Okay, I am out of here. Don’t forget to check out my articles, including this one that may be about Bruce Wayne, the one on Planetary and my book of the week. See you next time.
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