This is the greatest thing I have ever seen...

Have you ever wondered what happen if a horse was a super assassin?

Oh course not. That would be stupid.  What’s wrong with you? Why would you ask that?  Anyway forget, that. This is better.

Ladies (all two of you) and gentleman I give you

HITMONKEY!!!!!!

It’s a monkey with guns!  And a suit!  And— well that’s it actually, but… MONKEY!!!

There’s nothing more awesome than that!  Think about it!  It’s like someone stuck their peanut butter in your chocolate and then rubbed it all over some chick’s boobs!

Coming to you from writer Daniel Way (Deadpool) and artist Dalibor Talijoc (no idea.) is the first appearance of the greatest thing you have ever seen!

...except maybe for this

Soon to be fighting a Deadpool near you!  HITMONKEY!  Get in on the ground floor as the bullets and poop fly!

Hitmonkey could very well light up the Marvel landscape, killing things in cool Monkey ways!

2010 is the year of the Monkey!

But don’t just take my word for it.

Tim

“I’ve been touched by Daniel Way and a monkey, and I don’t want it to ever stop.”

Monty

“I’m gonna buy a sack of bananas and a bottle of wine and pretend my wife is a monkey tonight.”

Cross-eyed Domino’s Delivery Driver

“There is nothing that cannot be made better by monkeys… or salami.”

Jason

“Back when I was but a wee lad in the days or yore, Moses, Ezekiel and I would sit around and dream of the day when something as awesome as Hitmonkey might come to pass. Two thousand years later, that time is now!”

something magical is about to happen...

Hitmonkey is available for sale now at your friendly neighborhood BSI!