Ah, 2010.  A constant reminder that I’m getting old.  Yet you anger me, 2010.  I’m still waiting on that rocket board I’ve been expecting since I saw this MOVIE.

Sigh. The future sucks ass.  But here are 5 super-nerd trailers for things that almost make it worth while.

First up is a videogame trailer.

It saddens me that kids born post- G1 Tranformers and Beast Wars will grow up believing that Michael Bay invented the Transformers.   Fortunately, there is hope.  War for Cybertron is so cool it will make your brain go the electric slide. If there was a chemical formula for awesome, this would be the contents. I mean– dude– Omega Supreme.

Iron Man 2.  War Machine.  Scarlett Johansson wearing leather and killing people with her thighs.  Holy crepes.

I’m not sure why Nic Cage’s facial makes me want to kill kittens, but I would be eternally grateful if movie producers would stop hiring him for comics adaptations, and restrict his films to those that have him being stung by bees to death.  Fortunately, this trailer for KICK ASS is all about Hit Girl.  The trailer has a couple of naughty words and cartoonish-yet-gorey violence, so if you’re under 18 or at work— don’t get caught.

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Once upon a time, when the internet was just a glimmer in Al Gore’s disturbed imagination, a handful of films and cartoons allowed us a glimpse into a world without borders Specifically, Tron gave us laser frisbees and motorcycles that looked kind of like lightsabers with wheels.  Lightsabers. With. Wheels.   …well, sorta.   Well, we never did get those bikes– hell, we didn’t even get the pleasure helmets from Demolition Man.  But here’s a slick-ass teaser of the world of Tron Legacy.

You’re welcome.

And last… but not least… I give you the greatest trailer EVER.   Ladies, gentleman and World of Warcraft players… I give you the 2010 Karate Kid trailer.

Psych!  Karate Kid looks like ass bawls.  I wouldn’t do that to you.

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