Articles by Adam Relayson
I use naughty words to hilarious effect.
My Review is More Entertaining Than the Movie: Clash of the Titans
t’s been maybe 20 years since I’ve seen the original Clash of the Titans. I remember weird special effects and the robot owl. I have no idea if I actually like the movie, but it had to be better than this.
Hot Tub Time Machine review
After getting some free passes at BSI, I review the new John Cusack comedy Hot Tub Time Machine.
5 Kick Ass Ways LOST Should End (but won’t)
This is what happens when I can’t sleep. blaahghhhahahahhhhhhhhhh….
Michael Bay, you got SERVED!
Michael Bay gets punked, yo. (I’m bringing ‘yo’ back. Bringing it back, yo.)
Dear Sony… My Pitch for a Spider-man Reboot
I submit the most awesome Spidey film ever. Well, not so much submit as kind of ramble on about.





